I'm pretty good at empathy but I really can't conceive what the state of this guy's mind was.

I'm pretty good at empathy but I really can't conceive what the state of this guy's mind was.

Seems like he takes practical jokes a little too far.

Seems like he takes practical jokes a little too far.

Why is this a thing? Goddamn you Yee Yee.

Why is this a thing? Goddamn you Yee Yee.

Damn! That dude is 26. I know I live pretty healthy but Jesus I'd swear that guy was ten years older than me not 3 years younger.

Damn! That dude is 26. I know I live pretty healthy but Jesus I'd swear that guy was ten years older than me not 3 years younger.

Mercenaries 2. I'm poor and saving money to go to New Zealand.

Mercenaries 2. I'm poor and saving money to go to New Zealand.

Yeah, it was a hatchet or something.

Yeah, it was a hatchet or something.

Really not fond of the phrase "pussy wagon" because it just makes me think of some sort of Cronenbergian monstrosity of a motor vehicle.

Really not fond of the phrase "pussy wagon" because it just makes me think of some sort of Cronenbergian monstrosity of a motor vehicle.

Oh, sure. Make me look up fancy words.

"What an opening" That's what she said! Hey-oooooooooo!

Hey it's different now and you loved it, anyway.

I think the part where the characters talked about Buffy for a real long time kind of cut the tension though.

Damn. This is a long book and the plot really meanders. Also what is with the character names? Digifreak? Affrosponge88?

Not everyone is as good at representing broad regional stereotypes as you are.