How does a sentient pair of boobs even type?

He had huge hands.

He had huge hands.

He's no Johnny Bench.

He's no Johnny Bench.

This… is BULLSHIT!

Bale does do a lot of method but I'm pretty sure he's a bit unhinged either way.

He stopped the director-actor equivalent of 9/11.

Really disappointed by that. Just imagine a Bale/Russell meltdown. Someone could die.

Really disappointed by that. Just imagine a Bale/Russell meltdown. Someone could die.

That's probably where he picked up the idea for the Obamney death panels.

That's probably where he picked up the idea for the Obamney death panels.

Someone should write a book about that.

Someone should write a book about that.

I bet he owns a shitload of fans.

I bet he owns a shitload of fans.

I'm partial to metal when running.

I'm partial to metal when running.

Like Tina Fey? That's not bad.

Like Tina Fey? That's not bad.