The part that spooked me was Johnny describing the feeling of having something creep up on you while you make sure to not take your eyes off of the book.  T50YS is much better than Only Revolutions but it's no House of Leaves.  It's a very quick read.

Well those asshole kids did come a day early.  Who does that?

Well those asshole kids did come a day early.  Who does that?

So everyone on the local Action News would also be better correspondents?  Maybe the anchor with the constantly bloodshot eyes, but I doubt it.

So everyone on the local Action News would also be better correspondents?  Maybe the anchor with the constantly bloodshot eyes, but I doubt it.

No.  Tell me more.

No.  Tell me more.

Did you pick that word up in "Blood Meridian"?  I thinks it's the only other time I've seen it used.

Did you pick that word up in "Blood Meridian"?  I thinks it's the only other time I've seen it used.

LSP's father is presumably a king and doesn't appear to be evil.  He was
at the meeting of Ooo royalty in the Duke of Nuts episode.  I don't think he wears a crown though.  Hmmm.

LSP's father is presumably a king and doesn't appear to be evil.  He was
at the meeting of Ooo royalty in the Duke of Nuts episode.  I don't think he wears a crown though.  Hmmm.

Commando-esque?

Commando-esque?

—- was making a prison sex type joke methinks.

—- was making a prison sex type joke methinks.

I loved House of Leaves but never made it through Only Revolutions.  I may have to give your method a try…when my girlfriends not home.

I loved House of Leaves but never made it through Only Revolutions.  I may have to give your method a try…when my girlfriends not home.

Yeah that's her.  Beth.  I couldn't remember her name either until reading this thread.

Yeah that's her.  Beth.  I couldn't remember her name either until reading this thread.

@avclub-ca157d1a1382fd3eb266129b96bdba74:disqus A Texas oilman named Matt Houston.  The writers really did some mental gymnastics there.  I guess they left Jack Carr the Detroit PI on the writing room floor.