It's official - I am in love with Valentina. Even with half brows.

And she had to be tutored by Cucu Cynthia, of all people!

And I'm 90% less interested in this season now The Queen is dead. I was so invested in Sandra I didn't even think to have a backup player to root for [well, maybe Malcolm].

I just want to know which Presidents and Prime Ministers she has "met".

Man, he was so young.

They're from two different worlds; Shosh lives comfortably in an ugly building with a beautiful view and Ray, smugly, the complete opposite.

Sorry to open that wound.

There's a 1980s telemovie called 'Malice in Wonderland' with Jane Alexander as Hedda and Elizabeth Taylor as Louella [and Tim Robbins as Joseph Cotten].

Or how they all die, like on Six Feet Under.

"He told me he still loved me after our argument"

Hey, it's Shosh! At last! With Ray!

"…even if, like me, you do not have any experience or education in sociology, economics, or law?"

When Debbie watches the episode I'll wager she sits back at the end and says to her imaginary friend: "See? I was right all along".

Best Actress: Sandra
Best Supporting Actress: Michaela

I think it was a tough lesson for man-boys everywhere: sometimes a fantasy woman as beautiful as Megan Fox isn't really right for you. Sometimes you have to settle for a woman as beautiful as Zooey Deschanel.

Hello! You're off by a decade and I love you for it.

Both women have two kids. It's like they're exactly the same EXCEPT FOR THEIR BRAKE PADS!!!

I spent far too much time thinking "is that…possibly..maybe…- how old would she be now - …Donna Pescow??"

Micky and Alba being terrified into silence by the even-meaner Sabrina was my favourite bit.

And she did her the courtesy of not reading the script.