"That's what you think I look like?"

Emma Stone will beat her at the Globes [Meryl's already getting the Cecil B DeMille award].

He may have won an Emmy but her name is Emmy.

I've seen Clayton play the love interest to the kid in The Real O'Neals and be pounded six ways to Sunday in King Cobra…but this performance was definitely his gayest yet.

Just one of the dancers??

Leslie Ann Powers in the original Waters version is sensational [and, oddly, it's her only acting credit].

April 25th? Is that the TV equivalent of the movies February dumping ground?

Ken has so many advantages it's just not fair.

Well, Camus can do but Sartre is smarter.

This is America 2016; obviously Zoe Kravitz did it.

Ritalin.

The recent Australian Survivor went for 55 days. Also known as forever…

It seemed long because Jeff asked everyone a version of the same question and got the same pat answers in reply. Trust/hero/love.

"…no Petra […] a missed opportunity to not incorporate this show’s blonde bombshell into a Hitchcock episode…"

It was a terrifying parade of botox and boob jobs.

After six seasons of 'Sex & The City' SJP is, tragically, no longer able to walk in flats. I believe the medical term is manolonucleosis. Fact.

This has Shirley Partridge's fingerprints all over it.

"…one of the high schools I enrolled in"

Nine loved ones? Man, that's going to be a lot of blubbering.

I say Ken's more handsome than shit.