Companion rankings [post 2005]:

"Kudrow chose to submit another episode of The Comeback for consideration in this year’s Emmy race…"

"Also, the film deserves some kind of award for featuring the slurpiest blowjob sound effects ever dreamt up in a Foley studio."

I believe that's pronounced American Ninja Warriorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I fast forward through the inspirational ones and enjoy the purely narcissistic segments [cue five minutes of Rob "The Adonis" Moravsky lifting weights and looking at himself in the mirror].

Awards are meaningless. That said, I'm furious Orange Is The New Black didn't win for Casting; the younger version of characters in the flashbacks are insanely spot on.

"“vixen” Phyllis ran down “good girl” Christine with her car in 1994—which the audience always knew but Christine did not find out until 2012."

If there was ever a show deserving of being picked up by an online network…

As long as Daniel Craig's moping about and looking annoyed and hurt in swim trunks, I'm good.

"Do you like Billie Holiday?"
"I love him".

He was in the pilot, thus disqualifying him from this inventory.

You forgot Nikki and Paulo!

Glynis Johns - The Sundowners
Shirley Knight - The Dark at the Top of the Stairs
Janet Leigh - Psycho
Mary Ure - Sons and Lovers

She's good…but she's no Granny Clampett.

New Zealand: Better Than Old Zealand
New Zealand: Ewe Should Come
New Zealand: Don't Expect Too Much - You'll Love It
New Zealand: Like Scotland, But Further
New Zealand: Take Your Mum

“Last week, Steve used his transformation machine to turn Carl into a car and drive him around the Monaco Grand Prix!”

EXT. RUNWAY

They could save some money by simply inserting Catherine Keener's scenes from Captain Phillips.

"Does this happen at every party?"
"Every party I'm at"

And the IRS guidelines are as vague as True Detective season two.