Based on the survive the lipsynch/win the following week [see Kennedy and Pearl], does this mean Kandy somehow……no, I don't see it happening either.

That's not an Australian accent; THIS is a 'Strayan accent*

Based on a concept by Tony Abbott.

"The last remake starred Barbra Streisand as the woman and Kris Kristofferson as the man, the version before that starred Judy Garland and James Mason (as the woman and the man), and the original starred Janet Gaynor and Fredric March. "

I just don't understand why Max, of all people, didn't think to do Courtney Act's accent.

I was so invested in the Doris/Dom scene that when it cut back to Patrick and Kevin I said - out loud, alone in the living room - "oh fuck, not these two again".

And some of the women on January Jones's other show can be mad as well.

You know, I had noticed that before, but now I'm starting to realise how likeable she can be. I wasn't prepared for that.

"No, Sally, 'cause your life is a lie."

I hope Olivia Colman is making room on her mantelpiece for another BAFTA, just for that witness box scene alone.

So PhiPhi was actually worse???

Eva Longoria will shut that shit down.

Season One in the Reunion Show?

And how on Earth does a performer not realise the value of rehearsal?

Any chance you could stop using the eliminated queen in the header? We "geographically challenged" viewers might visit the AV Club for other purposes while waiting for the episode to be "broadcast".

And all I wanted to know was why her Sunshine Cleaning subplot with Emily Blunt was cut to incomprehensible shreds.

I was most vexed that no-one was championing this performance before now; I greatly esteem your good sense.

MONORAIL!

Speaking of which, how did Finn Wittrock escape Murphy's clutch?

Squirrel!