Bret's your cute high school boyfriend, but Jemaine's college material.

'Unnatural Love' was a better takedown of Australia.

The Love Boast was my introduction to Ethel Merman and Carol Channing, as well as a bunch of Old Hollywood hasbeens. So even if it was mostly crap, at least it was educational.

I want to see at least a few seconds of Marlene before the show ends!

There could be a viable third party in 2017!

I'm trying.

But they didn't happen to me.

"…they all climb into the hot tub for a passive-aggressive-off that Lynn wins."

"Game"…?

This makes me sound super gay but I only know Anne Francis as Barbra Streisand's fellow Ziegfeld Follies chorine in Funny Girl.

Where's the scene where a dinosaur rips Chris Pratt's shirt off? Do they want to sell some tickets or don't they?

I hope this doesn't torpedo my dream project Wayland Flowers and Madame Bovary.

For an award winning director, Rob Nilsson's filmography on IMBD has the longest list of films I've never heard of. Not one (except this one, 'cause I just read an article about it).

Puff the Magic Dragon [you know why].

A coffee cart manned by someone who looks like Bobby Cannavale.

She's a director now, and still married to Bryan Brown, so things worked out OK.

Watching ten years older Bill, Neal and Sam on Yo Gabba Gabba kind of freaked me out.

"Alec Baldwin bought the house on Archer Avenue in the winter of his 35th year. Over the next decade, he and his wife had three children, and then they separated…"

And by "more" you mean "me". And by "you" I mean "me".

"…the teaser you’re about to see sucks dick"