But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna…

But surely Hatch could've smuggled in a lot more than a book of matches.

Dorian, stop trying to make "B99" happen.

Finally, somebody (besides me) noticed how hot Darrin's body is. That Angel is a very perceptive girl.

"Two states of being: dangerous or dead."

Well, comedy is tragedy plus time.

""Patricia Heaton annoys me." (Understandable, but she's very different here than she was on Everybody Loves Raymond.)"

Recall Jamm. Please.

"I recommend the peenya coladas; they're excellent and very authentic tasting"

The fact that she used the word "accommodate" (correctly!) blew my tiny mind.

I couldn't commit to watching 'Nashville', but I was fully committed to the recaps. Now what am I supposed to do?

Tragically ludicrous? Ludicrously tragic?

'The Bugs Bunny Road Runner Hour'?

Horns, not dreads.

All I know of Greg Poehler is from the stand-up video above. From that I postulate that Greg is to Amy as Solange is to Beyonce.

"Dexter stopped giving a shit about Deb a quite ago"

It's the inconceivable sight of Scott dancing with Fran!

I adore this film.

Come on now, Australia was rife with Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Some guy in French Survivor died of a heart attack during a first challenge (and he looked a lot more fit than Gervase); I'm surprised they didn't pull Gervase from the game immediately.