He's a cop just weeks from retirement…so let's not get too attached.

Bateman was lucky to be in the Lead Actor in a Comedy category (so sparse they had to nominate Matt LeBlanc for the dreadful Episodes to make up numbers). Cross and Arnett should've bumped themselves up from the overcrowded Supporting Actor in Modern Family category.

Matt Damon was third choice? After some guy I've never heard of and freakin' Eminem?

So much better to watch without cameras swooping around the dancers and ADD editing.

Pacino.

Wasn't she Ellen Page's girlfriend in that roller derby movie?

They'll be back.

Sobs.

Keep going; Season Two is a work of art.

Emmys for everyone involved with Enlightened, including us for being wise enough to watch it.

Australian Open has equal prize money.
Ticket price for Men's Final: $389
Ticket price for Women's final: $289

Yet most of the reports on the current Wimbledon finalist Sabine Lisicki have mentioned "her lovely smile". We've come a long way, baby.

Emmy This! Eden Sher. That's E.d.e.n. S.h.e.r. Eden. Sher.

The picture above highlights my favorite bit of production design - Brick's lawn chair as the fifth seat at at a four seat dining set (well, not in this particular pic as Molly Shannon is visiting…..lest anyone think I can't count to six).

Contrived sexiness led to my favorite moment of the night: Paul's horror at being forced to motorboat Makenzie in rehearsal.

I'm so furious over the treatment of ABBA I vow not to watch SNL in 1976.

Beethoven can move a man  in mysterious ways.

Bonus: Kim's mother is named Cookie.

"You're my only friend and you're a total loser. No offence."

@TheCzarCastIchbasTurd:disqus That sounds like she took a nothing day and suddenly made it all seem worthwhile.