Note to 'The Middle' writers: Sue/Darren >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Axl/Cassidy.

“Give Me A Ring Sometime” - what's this one doing on the reserve bench? Flawless set-up for what's to come with the added bonus of "He's at mime class".

Jinkx and Roxxxy both have really good attitudes about their partners

Knights in shining armoire.
Or you could not say it; up to you. I'm not your mouth boss.

I hope she shoots him down with "Aren't you the guy who ate shitworms on Survivor?"

Yeeesh. Frankie's Bachelor obsession, Cassidy sticking around, Brick's seizure inducing voice - there was a lot about about this episode I hated.

So we could have had at least one more episode of Alyssa's weird face pulling and missing of points but instead we're guaranteed another week of Coco's passive aggressive shit stirring. Sigh…

Or, to put it another way -

Drama.

Abby Elliot did get her own show - Ben and Kate - but they booted her for Dakota Johnson.

…we’re wondering how long it took Showtime to grab the Best Picture winner out of its vaults and shovel it on the air

This Cassidy/Cliff situation is sure to push Axl back to Weird Ashley just in time for prom. #WeirdAxleyForever

The why-buy-flowers explanation was almost as moving as 'The Ghost Is Seen'.

Two years?

So how long would it take to drive to Florida?

Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

"He passed right through the snake without being digested. Like that time I swallowed a button. THIS button."

You know absolutely nothing about Muriel's Wedding?
You're terrible.

She's the Lorna Luft of the Gummer gals.

Amy Jellicoe, 40 - aspiring agent of change; looking for work.