I'm dumb and out-of-touch with "classic comedy", can you explain that joke to me? …Is it the "cigar-ette" bit?

Can somebody please compile all the AVclub "A" albums and to see what percentage of them I still give a fuck about?

Excuse me, I was speaking to what I perceived to be a vagina.

Or, you know, just shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up and tend to your ovulation calendar.

Ohh what d'ya know, Craig J. Clark has to tell us once again that He's Too Good For This Shit!

Yeah @avclub-fb3deea8bff8902a6a092a4b532b4a68:disqusy boy. Rich coming from you who thought Shamar was a bonafide catch. Remind me never to take you seriously again.

Hey Malcolm The Actor!! You're not supposed to stammer your lines in acting like you do in any form of public speaking!! Meisner, my friend, Meisner!!

Are you motherfuckers seriously debating whether Rupert was a good Survivor player or not?

Ohh find some new shit to moan about. I'm gay and I couldn't give a fuck one way or nother

Ha, what a tease. Those darn producers!! and assfuck Probst

Cochran's answer to Malcolm was the best moment of the season. Bar fuckin' none.

Why THE FUCK would anybody want to talk to bonafide Survivor loser Francesca?

@FuriousGiorge:disqus "I like Boston Rob, I do, but sometimes you're really reminded that there is that part of him that is pure douchebag"

Says a lot about the game of Survivor when one of their "greatest" players is a out-right real-life self-serving prick like Boston Rob.

As much of a class act as Misses Humility demanding RETRIBUTION OR DEATH (BY HUMILIATION)!!!!!!!!

I must've gotten soft, but that was a totally cunt move. Plain and fuckin' simple. Of course, it was from the *humility* from her, erm, sacrifice that she was impelled to coerce Dawn like that. Ha, what fuckin' bullshit.

@avclub-1579e36e94a76caded682b3f3d75dd8b:disqus To be fair, Erik was a smarmy piece of shit who had no right to be a smarmy piece of shit.

Hate to say I told you so, but "Oh Misses Humility! and her father!! and she's pregnant on top of that!!! SHE'S SUCH AN HONORABLE HUMAN BEING!!"….Ha, fuck off you.

hey @jeffprobst, you are a douche. #survivor