No.

Oooo oooh, who they be?

"Ebert was the Pavarotti of film criticism. But, maybe more important than that, he was also a mensch."

What?? Pauline Kael was "pretentious"? Good god, if Pauline was pretentious, then lord knows what you might have thought of all the other acclaimed film critics.

Okay, LOL. Ohh you atheists. Keep fighting that good fight!

Ahh, no wonder all you AV "critics" worship him: You motherfuckers have been churning out pale, third-rate imitations of Ebert all along. Good god, I'm slow. Sorry 'bout that, and sorry for my irritable impulses.

Hey, look at this internet pussy!! trying to be sarcastic!! and charmingly ironic!!

Okay we get, You all love Mr. Ebert!! for fucksakes.

@avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus What?? Who say I hated anybody? ….oh dear god, the presumptuous nature and wrath of a dirty little fanboy. I surrender.

Mighty epitaph. If only you were repaid by the salt of your crocodile tears.

Don't worry, you already did, Mr. Passive-Aggressive, Conscientious Phony.

Okay "brilliant" writer, a brilliant writer that never really further the art of cinema. Hell, even Kael and the Cahiers did their part; what did Ebert really do but celebrate the innocuous fanboy phenomenon?

"He was a great critic…"

Nahh, I still prefer Armond White and Rex Reed. Motherfuckin' children of the times, you all are.

Yeah, coming from the same twat who made every conceivable excuse as to why Shamar was an upstanding Survivor citizen. Frankly, your rooting interest is as morally obtuse as my fuckin' dick.

NON-RACIST!!

Dude, shut the fuck up about your stupid politics already.

I'm black, so shut up.

Yeah, no excuse, that shit was awful. That's some ghetto shit black girls would wear if they didn't have a bathing suit.

Heidi's just a dumb, highly vapid twat with no taste.