Red-headed girl can go fuck herself for being all about herself, for not helping out Tu until the LAST minute! Like I said before, you're that kind of bitch who gives off the air that you're charitable and nice, but deep down you're a piece of shit.

I agree, Zac Posen was sorely missed here. You could see why that motherfucker is a good designer in the fashion world— that dude sees the big picture in everything from his criticism. Dude can see what fashion is good, and what good fashion is to come, if you get what I'm saying. The show was that much lesser without…

"…Cookie Monster, who is a highly respected long-time commenter on this site"

You shut up! I fuckin' jacked off to that movie the most when I was in middle school!!

And why the fuck you censor "nigga"? It's acceptable, you scaredy white boy. Just censor "n*gger"— yeah, like that. Don't worry, I allow you to say "nigga", but say it while you're throwing your arms across your body while making your fingers the shape of a fuckin'  6-4.

Nahh, that motherfucker play up to the hood-ass crowd too much. that motherfucker is like the Tyler Perry of black comedy. I can't hate though, I'm gonna do the same shit when my lights get cut off.

Right, fuck YOU, Daffy Dick. That's right, FUCK YOU. I don't appreciate you motherfuckers not taking your craft seriously, man!! I'm a black comic, and I don't appreciate YOU white boy comics from New York giving us black comics from St. Louis crap/ (That's why I moved to Austin! and— get this!— I'm still getting…

Right, shut up. You know what, scratch that: Tell us more about how Django Unchained will change race relations here in America, yeah Cookie, you lame dick motherfucker.

Well, I'm a physicist, I physics, so I too am not annoying.

At least that shit is on his sleeve. Kinison and such, but whatever. …While Chris Rock thinks he's a motherfuckin' Columbia-graduated Brooklynite through his screaming— so fuck 'im.

Hart is like Katt Williams…but, ya'know, funny.

Anybody think that if Questlove was a white dude, he would probably be the most annoying motherfucker in American pop culture? I dunno, side by side with Dane Cook or Glenn Beck or that fuckin' anchor from MSNBC or somebody. (hypothetically, because I don't mind Dane Cook or Glenn Beck or that primetime anchor from…

AND HEY, SHAMAR IS WEARING CONTACTS, EVERYBODY!! EVERYBODY, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. IF ANYBODY SHOULD GET DIBS ON THEM GOGGLES, HE WOULD BE THE ONE!! AND NOT WHOEVER IS DIVING IN FIRST!! …BUT DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO HIM! BECAUSE HE WON'T SPEAK TO YOU!! WELL…HE'LL ONLY SPEAK TO YOU WHEN HE'S IS WELL READY TO SHIT ON…

@JudgeReinhold …Ha, you fuck— you can't even criticized me honestly.

Believe me, I'm usually not one to question other people's tastes in partners, but put sexual orientation aside, seriously you wouldn't rather go after a nigga like Reynold over a nigga like Shamar!?? and I'm speaking as a black dude who in his love-life is more inclined towards black dudes!! Fuck, I wouldn't fuckin'…

"Anyway, LCK was sometimes superior to the actual show this time around—so I support the show's use of the format."

Maybe off the show (or on blogs and such)— but on the show, Hugh came off as a total unfunny smug-faced fuck.

Aside from some of the contestants, everybody on this show has been so fuckin' smug this season— every elimination judge, every regular judge, every restauranteur.

"As much as I enjoy looking at Shamar…"

Is it just me or Corrine's got a better body than Brenda? cause that bitch has gotten a fuckin' bangin'  body. Her ass is unbelievable: nice and tight, and high as fuck. not like that fuckin' dump-ass dump of that Brazilian girl from last season.