Oh how becoming of white liberals to flag my comments. Damn, I just can't win can I? Contrary to what they spout, they fuckin' love to protect their own most of all don't they?

Hey, I only do what Reverend Sharpton said is right.

Ohh, look at me in my real satirical persona!! ^ …Oh AV club, you humor me so.

Ohh cause a black n*gger got some knowledge on white music and white cinema, a nigga can't be classified as true black. Get the fuck outta here with your internet causes, you dick.

Ohh, because a white nigga that wears camou can't be for black folks. You white liberals are motherfuckin' assholes.

You know what, I don't care if you agree with me, cause *fuck* you for undermining the purpose of my vulgarity.

Give me a "LIKE" then, bitch. I ain't here all day.

Why the fuck are we still talking about Beasts Of The Southern Wild? That shit was horrible. Astute social comment on race and climate change my fuckin' ass.

An unqualified bitch mimicking another unqualified bitch— hardly fuckin' satirical is it?

I almost puked laughing when lippy-ass Heidi Klum and Nina Garcia told Miss Lambert that she would look good in Benjamin's slender navy dress. Fuckin' showbiz phonies.

Methinks you fuck off.

Man, has Lord & Taylor's really gone up in quality? cause I remember it being stale as fuck at the Houston Galleria way back when. Anyway, fuck that— I only get my stuff at Saks and Barney's anyway.

No, Michelle is not a curse, she's just a Machavellian assfuck who have somehow managed to convince and wrangle everybody and anybody to think that she is very fashion-forward but her stuff is just some stale-ass shit, but, ya know, JUST WACKY ENOUGH!! for everyone to take a second glimpse. That fuckin' leather she…

Hey Guest Judge Miranda Lambert!!— Gurrrll, you ain't curvy, you just look bloated as fuck! And WTF, did you lipo the top part of your head or sumthin' cause your head is trapezoid-shaped like a motherfucker.

O' save it, will yah? He's a fuckin' belligerent, ignorant twat. That motherfucker needs any direction anybody is willing to give him.

I ask you guys: Is it a coincidence that this article brings up the fuckin' feminist shit-piece that was the Kathleen Hanna Bikini Kill interview as a related piece? Hmmm…..

Damn, I would've thought it was just some benign debris like some lint or sumthin'.

"In a related news bulletin: Chris Brown has got a huge dick, and he is also a huge dick. What does this have to do with our drinking water? Tune in to tomorrow on "Great Job, Internet!!" at around 5…ish"

Ohh, they can do for another 10 years.

Look, I agree— like you with world, I told internet so fuckin' long ago that it should never have gotten into this business of propounding upon this music; it has turned to just this fuckin' cesspool now.