So that's WHY you motherfuckers gave Frightened Rabbit an A on their album!

And Thank God they brought Zac Posen on. Dude's feedback is actually on-point and constructive, instructive without sounding like he's just rattlin off soundbites like that soft man-handled ass of Michael Kors.

Hey Layana!: Shut up. SHUT. UP. You're just speaking just for the sake of speaking now— SHUT UP. Who the fuck are you to give people pointers?!? Your past dresses aren't all the shit that the judges made out to be— AND what they made of it was mostly due in part to the guy with the Dali moustache helping your…

Man, you are making me sad, sadly poignant— like that karaoke scene in Yi Yi…or like every other karaoke scene in every Taiwanese movie.

Yo, what is that one Christmas movie with that black guy from the Loveboat, or whatever, who played one of those sketchy thieving Santa Clauses who had a puppet parrot on his shoulder that uses to play the ventriloquist in order to scheme people out of their Christmas bonuses at the train station or bus stop or some…

Aww man, I've been wanting to see A Brighter Summer Day all my adult life after I've been reading so many glowing references to it in other people's reviews of supposed lesser movies. Was told he was so much better than Hou Hsiao-Hsien.

Ohh, idiotic AV club, no one in the UK gives a fuck about her. And not because she's black either.

Francesca got screwed my ass! She's just a terrible player, with or without Phillip in the game. She was paranoid as a fuck. And you know how overly-paranoid motherfuckers do on the game of Survivor: they suck fuckin' ass on it. Look, certain people just aren't made for Survivor, and obviously she's one of them.

It's a joke, you ass.

Do you motherfuckers bring your assy political views into everything? The fuck is this— the fuckin' Guardian? Shut up.

Is this flagging comments a new thing? cause I fuckin' swear a couple of catty vindictive motherfuckers have explicitly said they were going to flag everyone of comments. Lil bitches.

In that case, he's that much more of a dick.

WHOEVER FLAGGED MY COMMENT IS A HUMORLESS LATENT RACIST, SO FUCK YOU TO WHOEVER IT WAS.

Haha, what an asshole.

Yeah, it HAD to be a black nigga to have pink drawers on on national television. (*shaking my head)

Anyway, that motherfucker gives niggaz a bad name. Lazy as fuck, belligerent as fuck, arrogant without a reason to be arrogant as fuck… and get this: he's a fuckin' army veteran!! (*shaking my head)

Same here. LOVE THE ELIMINATION ROUND. Though that Mularky guy does seem really out of place there— his comments are really, for a lack of a better word, stupid, like saying for saying's sake, if you know what I mean? That French guy— he does bring the, erm, sensitivity doesn't he? Bourdain is, well, Bourdain. I'm…

I thought the asshole douche vibe was back when he was taunting the team during that first challenge. I fuckin' laughed and said to myself "Haha, what a fuckin' asshole!" He's dumb as shit, but you can't help but find that same dumb arrogance entertaining— at least a lil bit (?)

Seriously, I don't know who the fuck is dumber: Erik or Brandon? But I do know who's more delusional, Brandon fuckin' hands down.

But also never underestimate how full of fuck they have.