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Ha, again with the Inquisition thing. Shut up you blabbering idiot.

Look Everybody! The man has said, and continually say that IF YOU ARE A PRIEST, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO LOOK AT ALL PORN FOR PLEASURE!! BUT IF YOU ARE JUST A MERE MEMBER OF THE CHURCH, HELL, YOU JUST HAVE TO MAKE DUE WITH CHILD PORN, OR WORSE, NO PORN!! …Our utmost authority on all things Vatican, everybody!!

Fuck, if I had your gift for editorializing, then maybe I, too, can have a job at the big newspapers, eh?

Dude, STOP IT. Did you just interpret that as Pornography is fine for the Clergy!! Nobody told me about this— fuck. (Let me be a priest then. Let me Jerkoff on your face, and that's fine too!!) And not for disclosure and legal purposes. Just say you wanna shit on the Vatican— it's alright.

Yeah, outta context ya fucks. Learn that from Modern Journalism 101? You are aware that pornography is a sin, don't ya? you fuckin' dopes

'Eh, don't worry about it, I'm just a hypocrite.

Oh ho! Humor! Or reference to humor! oh!

So, at most: not really then.

Yeah, you don't need no morals; otherwise, you gonna be a hypocrite, dude!! Religion is wack yo!! Fuck that shit. No wonder they were hiding their parts after the Fall and shit— What a cover up!! Fuck that. I might be a shitty anarchist, but at least I won't be accuse of hypocrisy later on, like. I'll just sit on top

Don't get it twisted, don't be a reductive dick. We are defending the Church, not the perpetrators. …And what is this bringing forth of moral hypocrisy into this? is it only reserved for the upholders of moral principles? and fuck the free for all? Rape away you amoral animal, and you won't be a hypocrite for it!!

I like how the head office of the Congregation for the *Doctrine* of the Faith is now being blame for *every* molestation occurence. Ohh Vatican II, you disappoint me so.

Ha, nice try. Try again. (HINT: Try to distinguish "allegations" from, say, "convictions" this time. Now go!)

Oh hail this documentarian who is the most in-lined with our biases and does not judge!!!!

Do share with us what "kinds of roads linking the current Pope into these global coverups"?  Or is this a game of Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon kindof thingy?

Not to mention, lame as fuck.

Hold on, PAYBACK was weak?? You motherfuckers are taking this anti-Mel shit way too personal.

The fuckin' chef humor in this episode— made me wanna be a fuckin' dishwasher, tuck away there in the corner. Goddamn was that shit unbearable.

Such TROUBLING legacy.

*cues Cookie Monster and his shitty transparent take on why white-boy writers shouldn't criticize black-boy artists because that's how it should be because of retribution and such*

You are aware that I'm a black gay guy with huge cock, don't you?