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Again, thanks for making the reveal that much more anti-climatic.

Again, thanks for making the reveal that much more anti-climatic.

And, again, hey Provincial Dick Probst! Stop asking those hypothetical questions about what if so-and-so was in the final tribal council instead of this other so-and-so and if they would win over these so-and-so's. You fuckin' reductive moron.

And, again, hey Provincial Dick Probst! Stop asking those hypothetical questions about what if so-and-so was in the final tribal council instead of this other so-and-so and if they would win over these so-and-so's. You fuckin' reductive moron.

Thank you Jeff "Provincial Dick" Probst and/or Survivor producers for effin up the mood with that moment of silence just right before the reveal. Maybe do it before the commercial break. Anyway, good going. Overly-obligatory, assinine, sanctimonious PC phonies. Thanks for ruining that moment.

Thank you Jeff "Provincial Dick" Probst and/or Survivor producers for effin up the mood with that moment of silence just right before the reveal. Maybe do it before the commercial break. Anyway, good going. Overly-obligatory, assinine, sanctimonious PC phonies. Thanks for ruining that moment.

Well, tell your cool musician friend to stop trying to be so profound and he'll be much cooler.

Well, tell your cool musician friend to stop trying to be so profound and he'll be much cooler.

"The Master. It’s like a slow, stormy bruise that comes at you from the inside."

"The Master. It’s like a slow, stormy bruise that comes at you from the inside."

Whatever, dude. Let's continue this discourse tomorrow in class, cause I need to go to the ass market and pick me up a pair of USDA prime. By "USDA", I mean "United States of Dat Asssss!!"

Whatever, dude. Let's continue this discourse tomorrow in class, cause I need to go to the ass market and pick me up a pair of USDA prime. By "USDA", I mean "United States of Dat Asssss!!"

I don't care what you nerdy fucks say about her as a human being, but by God does Abi have a wide, sumptuous Italian ass. Got-damn.

I don't care what you nerdy fucks say about her as a human being, but by God does Abi have a wide, sumptuous Italian ass. Got-damn.

The fuck you want me to do then— give E fuckin Buzz Miller a pity vote?? Get yo shit together,dude. Or fuck your fuckin' poll. The fuck is this supposed to be— a local A&W union vote? FUCK OFF, Garyfuck.

The fuck you want me to do then— give E fuckin Buzz Miller a pity vote?? Get yo shit together,dude. Or fuck your fuckin' poll. The fuck is this supposed to be— a local A&W union vote? FUCK OFF, Garyfuck.

Fuckin' bullshit Commenter of the Year list— Where the fuck is Lobsters1 on that list!? or Stacy512 or that TarkovskysformerAD fella for that matter?? ..Bunch of fuckin' homogenic nerds!! Where the fuck is your democracy, huh?

Fuckin' bullshit Commenter of the Year list— Where the fuck is Lobsters1 on that list!? or Stacy512 or that TarkovskysformerAD fella for that matter?? ..Bunch of fuckin' homogenic nerds!! Where the fuck is your democracy, huh?

10 YEARS is a godddamn good movie. Altman meets John Hughes, yo. But of course you prejudiced pussy fucks didn't give it a chance.

10 YEARS is a godddamn good movie. Altman meets John Hughes, yo. But of course you prejudiced pussy fucks didn't give it a chance.