And after that, "Tyler Perry Tyler Perry Tyler Perry" will become the phrase du jour.

Actually, the Gallaghers are spelling it out using mouth-semaphore.

Whatever you think of him, Liam Gallagher surely deserves some credit for his commitment to an incredible streak of awful hairstyles, each building on the awfulness of its predecessor.

It was glorious while it lasted, though.

Yeah, Scorsese only made four of the best films of all time. What a slacker, fuck him.

I'd say Funeral's the most consistently excellent album I've heard over the last decade; it comes the closest to perfect in that there are no subpar tracks, and that par is pretty fucking high.

Canada is the Arcade Fire Britain.

All of our hard work and endless suffering finally paid off!

"Of course, this would suggest that Jews might be capable of holding a grudge about stuff that happened in the past." Yeah, Jews, that Holocaust thing was like sixty years ago, move on!

PTC hate thread? Or are they too much of an easy target? Actually, I don't care. What a bunch of fucking crybabies.

I somehow managed to keep reading this review past "cognoscenti-defining". With.

He was only making snarky Newswire posts because he wasn't making babies, but now it seems that the handover has occurred.

Leave the girls to their waitressing games, it's nice for them. Besides, we can just watch Last Man Standing instead, because boy, it sure is tough being a white male in this crazy world!

I'm more excited for the Dawes/Dawes collaboration.

The most exciting news I've heard is Jim Rash being promoted to a regular cast member. I don't even like the Dean that much, it's just always pissed me off that he's been billed as a guest star despite being in so many episodes. He finally earned it!

For me, New Girl is the one that seems to be working the most tirelessly to make me hate it. But from what I've seen of Whitney, that show feels like it was written by an unfunny robot.

The Daily Mail supporting the film is the strongest evidence that it is of poor quality. For any non-Brits who don't know, the Daily Mail is like the Fox News of newspapers, only in different but still equally awful ways.

Heather Borrman? More like Heather Plane Crashman! Funny joke!

"there's no reason to freak out"???
The lack of a reason to freak out is freaking me out!

Favourite joke of the episode
When Chet realised that the Chief was imaginary and subsequently realised that the picture he had of the Chief on a swing was just a picture of an empty swing.