I just wanted to state that I find the phrase "Vote with your feet!" hilarious.

I just wanted to state that I find the phrase "Vote with your feet!" hilarious.

This is our future. Even if she didn't attach the Nic Cage photo, she still shouldn't get the job for improperly applying in every other imaginable fashion. God, she's probably at the top of her class too.

This is our future. Even if she didn't attach the Nic Cage photo, she still shouldn't get the job for improperly applying in every other imaginable fashion. God, she's probably at the top of her class too.

And they wonder why some many people hate women.

And they wonder why some many people hate women.

Welcome to every health class outside of a metropolitan area, and even sometimes not. Say what you will about growing up on Long Island (and make no mistake the place was full of trashy idiots), but I got a well rounded sex ed class.

Welcome to every health class outside of a metropolitan area, and even sometimes not. Say what you will about growing up on Long Island (and make no mistake the place was full of trashy idiots), but I got a well rounded sex ed class.

I still use it as a great resource on places to never ever go and spot people to avoid on sight.

I still use it as a great resource on places to never ever go and spot people to avoid on sight.

Kids still seem to love music and record stores no longer exist.

See? Don't knock it til you try it!

Every day you people make me feel older and older.

Every day you people make me feel older and older.

On a cosmic level, yes.

On a cosmic level, yes.

"Sanctimonious Assholes Who Think an Entire Borough Only Consists of Three Gentrified Neighborhoods" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

"Sanctimonious Assholes Who Think an Entire Borough Only Consists of Three Gentrified Neighborhoods" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

It's just as bad as you could possibly imagine. Actually, much much worse.

It's just as bad as you could possibly imagine. Actually, much much worse.