Lutz, you need to register so someone doesn't steal your name to say stupid shit. You're actually contributing with well thought out comments. You don't want to hang out in the unregistered ghetto doing that.

Well, she was a nazi… Times were different back then, man.

HTTYD's story was formulaic as all hell, but it still had a better message than "Small town hayseeds are better people den dem city boys, if you ignore the rampant bigotry and ignorance! Small Town America has disappeared for some reason! I wonder where it went! Oh well, let's all go to Wal-Mart and buy products from…

Yummish, gotta disagree with you on the first "Cars" being better than anything Dreamworks has produced. They've really stepped up their game in the last year or two.

I think it's more sad because a well respected, smart, creative movie studio let that fake hayseed racist water down their brand and taint their reputation just so Disney could make billions more on lead paint covered toys from China.

marksoc: pretentious dick or just a first year college student? YOU DECIDE!

You're kind of fucking slow, aren't you?

In the words of my loving ol' grammy: "Choke on an AIDS infected dick and die slowly, Lobsters1."

Moon of the Wolf!
I actually rather like Moon of the Wolf for it's cheesiness, but I can see how some people hate it. Here's a way to make it better though: Pretend it's an episode of "Batman: The Brave and the Bold". Now it's automatically awesome.

He clearly doesn't, otherwise he would know that Cap can't do that.

Guys, let's not upset the delicate constitution of "Crindy"!

More like Hipster Dumbass! AMIRITE!?

I swear this was the only comment up there when I posted it.

YUUP
Blood Simple!

Lobsters - I want you to explain, point by point, how the economy tanking in 2008 BEFORE OBAMA WAS ELECTED, DURING BUSH'S PRESIDENCY, is Obama's fault.

Better issue a boilerplate apology, Senor Bagofcrap. You don't want to ruin your good name!

Jesus Christ, shut UP, pussies. It was funny and you're all fucking hypocrites if you disagree.

I'm not talking about the OP, I'm talking about BWTOACP. Which apparently got deleted. The OP isn't a gimmick. Just a stupid "meta" joke. Which is A-OK 'round these parts. Makes the AV Club feel smart.

They say all sorts of shit I can't understand/ But it's all fuckin' loud.

And you hipster twats can bite my boner too. The only black folks you ever interact with either act like the best friend on PSYCH or serve you from behind a cash register. Let's not pretend here.