My mistake! All systems go then!

So now that civilization has collapsed who shall rise in the Mad Max-ish post apocalyptic wasteland to ensure the continued existance of the av club? My vote goes to O Neal in a Lord Humungous outfit: "Just walk away. Leave the Simpsons DVD and we will spare your lives. Just walk away."

Ladies and Gentleman the comment that won the internet for today. Huzzah!

All of them involve animated dinosaurs so…..yes!

You've but me in my place and made me realize I'm a bigot. I was wrong to judge a man for trying to make sex to a depiction of an underage horse.

I feel like grandpa Simpson when he sees Itchy and Scratchy for the first time.

Not everybody keeps abreast of the latest developments in My Little Pony news.

Yeesh, will somebody get this guy a pony to shut him the hell up?

Batman Magically healed his spine and bum knee and miraculously survived a nuclear explosion. He's a saint!

SKINNER!

Gimmick? This is the first time I've commented about Rises and it's pertinent to the article. Did your mother synch your Batman jam jams to tight last night and now you're all cranky and angy?

No problem guy! It's my duty to keep America safe from the machinations of an amoral limey. I mean that's what the Revolutionary War was all about right?

Wow! I mean I always thought the Dark Knight Rises was godawful but even people who think the earth is flat and the center of the universe knows it sucks sh-t.

For me: The Dark Knight Rises. Mostly because it's equally as bad as any of the above listed media, yet the Warner Brother's hype machine convinced everyone that it was a credible film.

I'm fed up with this website!

Being a lover of bad movies, oddly enough, I never watched the room until two months ago. Holy hell did it ever live up to the hype. I found it gradually built up momentum until I was in hysterics when he (spoilers) f—king fellates a gun at the end (end spoilers).

If you think about it Girls and Spring Breakers are remarkably similiar.

Look, we get it. You're upset that Hellcats got cancelled but don't take it out on us.

Should have been the gimp.

@avclub-f2ce7fc880970c0cb6127c7229530d1e:disqus , oh, that's why you're being such a churlish dick; you're part of the machine.