Leaving Las Vegas. Blowjob scene. 13 years old. With my Grandma. BEAT THAT.

Leaving Las Vegas. Blowjob scene. 13 years old. With my Grandma. BEAT THAT.

To this day, Kelly Preston's sideboob in Jerry Maguire makes me think of mom and dad.

To this day, Kelly Preston's sideboob in Jerry Maguire makes me think of mom and dad.

Zookeeper made Mall Cop look like Citizen Kane.

Zookeeper made Mall Cop look like Citizen Kane.

Seriously, I'm not much of a Star Wars fan but I watched that little monologue 4 times

Seriously, I'm not much of a Star Wars fan but I watched that little monologue 4 times

Unfortunately, the Nichols and May stuff has pretty much never seen CD releases, but you can find the albums at a lot of used record stores and (if you search hard enough) rips through the internet. They are OUTSTANDING together, the best improv work ever captured. Highly, highly recommend you doing your homework and…

Unfortunately, the Nichols and May stuff has pretty much never seen CD releases, but you can find the albums at a lot of used record stores and (if you search hard enough) rips through the internet. They are OUTSTANDING together, the best improv work ever captured. Highly, highly recommend you doing your homework and…

I normally try to transcend my patriarchal tendencies, but her voice and timing on the albums with Mike Nichols make me into an unthinking animal. I'm truly sorry for my phallocentric weltanschauung.

I normally try to transcend my patriarchal tendencies, but her voice and timing on the albums with Mike Nichols make me into an unthinking animal. I'm truly sorry for my phallocentric weltanschauung.

A Thousand Clowns still tops my list.

A Thousand Clowns still tops my list.

Elaine May was hot and had the sexiest voice in comedy history. Discuss.

Elaine May was hot and had the sexiest voice in comedy history. Discuss.

BRING BACK THE A+!

BRING BACK THE A+!

My first thought at the end of the episode was "Emmy for best Guest Actor." Guess we're all on the same page.

My first thought at the end of the episode was "Emmy for best Guest Actor." Guess we're all on the same page.