i live in portland.  my screening will already be scored by the unwrapping of organic nutritional bars.

agreed.  it was a birthday gift from my older brother.  my only option was to try it out or destroy the delicate fabric which holds our family together. i took the easy way out and i'm sure bronson would respect my decision. 

it's pitch time!  currently reading "i want my MTV" (on a kindle, no less).  if anyone has a passing interest in the "golden era" of MTV, read it.  anecdotes aplenty!!

you mean to say my wife will have legal rights to my entire magic card collection after i die??   lawyer time!

how can she possibly afford this nonsense???  it's not hole residuals…  i am assuming she has her hand in the nirvana pie?? 

wouldn't you prefer to put me into a canister of toxic waste and run me over with a utility van??

you'd buy that for a dollar?  i suppose you want to make bobby fly as well?

so true…. both those shows were incredible.  the odenkirk/cross space ghost episode comes to mind as one of my favorite television things.  the "bizzaro!" sealab one as well.

i would love nothing more than an adaptation to this game…
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alright, i'll try this "slow to fast" technique tonight.  with my filthy unwashed hands.

my desire to flag was my own personal desire to ram the non-union telenovela equivalent raw, deep, fast and furious… not this "gentle" nonsense.

gently?  i have a mind to flag this comment.

yea, i loved gorky park too!  they really bridged some gaps!

in the third trimester.

*rim shot*

my curiosity forced me to youtube "spineshank" much to my regret.  damn it, that hurt.

self abortion.

thank you walkerking.  thank you. consider me enlightened.  so, seeing as i came late to the party it would be lousy to participate in this meme, so i suppose i'll just sit back and watch the OG's Dawes it up…

okay, um, sorry. being relatively new to AV comment culture, and being flummoxed by the "dawes meme" i scoured the comments to figure out what the fuck the "dawes deal" is.  soooo!  is it simply that one post that seems like an ad??

wouldn't be boring if the mouth of hell spawned claymation demons that split into half when they fell.