She can be my Candle on the Water anytime.

That the French guy who dips his balls in things?

god damn stupid good comics making me buy more comics. I don't *need* more comics! but now I've got to buy more comics.

If he uses a blunt weapon it will be over too quickly. He will not be satisfied.

My favorite was one where a guy gets caught smuggling chihuahuas out of Mexico. The border guards tie him to a chair and make him eat a bowl of candy still in the wrapper. And then another. And then a bowl of small toys. Then they call in a group of blindfolded children with sticks and string him from the roof as a…

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But now imagine those drawings animated, with little chickadee up top slowly advancing towards the camera, the wretched wispy hair slowly wafting in an unfelt breeze, the one functional corner of her mouth slowly curling up into some grim approximation of a smile.

Its a well known fact that Banksy is actually Joaquin Phoenix.

Exactly. Right in the middle of his big scene where he's announced the area he will grace with his artwork he has part of it where he points out how stupid the whole thing is. That what determines the value of the art isn't the art itself but the public perception of the value of the artist. "I am an awesome thing!…

You should see Cabin in the Woods. Its more a horror comedy deconstructing genre conventions (like Tucker and Dale vs Evil) than an actual horror film. Which is in part why its title fits perfectly into your random horror title mad lib.

I'll defend The Innkeepers because I liked the story it told. But I've argued about it with enough people I respect to realize that its probably not for everyone.

Isn't your avatar from the Evil Dead remake? Wouldn't that fall into the modern horror category? Or are you limiting it to the "spooky for teens maybe" stuff like Insidious and various Paranormal Activities?

I laughed at their destruction of Napoleon. Its a classic Wile E Coyote moment.

It depends on what they're going for. I loved BoxTrolls, thought it was clever and well written and well animated with exceptional character and set design, but I don't think it had a lot to say. Both Lego Movie and How to Train Your Dragon 2 fall lower on a few of those points but they both have an emotional…

I thought that was spelled in all caps.

Depends on if he says "Superman" when he dies to save the little girl at the end.

I actually never saw it embedded here. I just copied and pasted a URL like normal and that's how it looked to me. Maybe something on your end auto expanded it?

Agreed whole heartedly. That half second completely changes the kind of horror we're watching and not, in my opinion, for the better.

Hard to say if it would have been a better ending to just leave him looking under the bed afraid to now look at the thing he now suspects to be on top of it. On the one hand there's the potential classic horror jump scare anticipation, but on the other there's the psychological issue of knowing that potentially one of…

There's a pile of creepypasta variants on this same set up. Nice to see one filmed though. But now I'm dreading the inevitable tedious "you are in a coma, this video is telling you to wake up" follow up.