As a father of two kids, the mere idea of a "Taco-dile Supreme" exceeds the humor in most children's fare.

What's your take on Light Me Up then? After a few listens on youtube that seems the one that sticks the most with me.

I thought in the Dark Tower whatever was said about the Shining movie was snide. Kind of thing that makes you sigh, shake your head, then turn to the next page.

I had hoped Jackman would turn out to be an abusive father and his kids had run away from fim and that Dano knew where they were but refused to tell. Jackman is trying to find who is keeping his kids prisoner and is keeping Dano prisoner to do so but the kids are actually free, having finally escaped the home they…

You're so mean.

I was not interested in Prisoners at all from the trailers as it seemed like typical kids in danger crap. But then I thought more about the title and how over the top crazy Jackman seems and how weaselly frightened the bad guy looks and thought the twist could be that that Jackman was abusive and his kids ran away…

Only one will survive.

True. At least her teddy bears didn't bleed milk.

I understand somewhat. And every day I understand a little bit more.

"The Plan" does keep coming up again.

This one, Perfect From Now On, and Ancient Melodies of the Future constantly cycle in my opinion of which is best. Currently favor Ancient Melodies though.

Hey now, don't say words you're going to regret.

You break my arms, you spoon my eyes.

At some point in college I had a friend who thought he lost his wallet and was miserable. Thirty minutes later he found it with everything in it and it made his day. Standing on the sidewalk with the same weight of his wallet in his pocket like any other day suddenly had him wearing a silly grin. And I understood how…

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

That not a horn. And personally I think it casts some doubt on the "girl" part, too.

The other lil MisterHyde might appreciate teenagers in fur bikinis perhaps?

The other lil MisterHyde might appreciate teenagers in fur bikinis perhaps?

Every kid I've ever shown it to has loved the Dungeons and Dragon cartoon, if they can get past the animation. I wonder if you watched the DVD on something that upsampled to try to interpolate the intermediate frames if that'd get it at least closer to current standards. But the story and art in it were pretty awesome.

Sorry. Haven't read it in ages. But yeah, Bockscar is right.