We used to argue in school over what the best 1/2/3 opening was (best of's excluded) and Doolittle almost always won.

That was the link I heard.

Apparently someone never had a Yoda Furby. Some things should not be merchandised…

Yep. That giant stretched jaw was the stuff of nightmares. Back in the day they didn't forget to put the horror in their horror comedies.

I say, I mean, I say, whatchoo talkin bout honkey?

I love that people who commit suicide have to be public servants in the afterlife. And I love that the guy who I guess stepped in front of a truck is hung on a hook and moves between rooms through a slot in the wall.

Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy.

*stares blankly at emotional scene; feels empty inside; sneaks into neighbor's basement; eats cat*

Are you the jerk in apartment 2 or the one in apartment 4? The guy in apartment 1 and I are getting a little sick of your drums.

An Armani Exchange?

Whose ass was it? And why was it preparing to shit?

In elementary school I had a plane that was comparable in size to the transformers planes.

We started with TMBG and it was great to hear our then three year old trying to sing "I Am a Paleontologist" without knowing half the words. But one of the channels we cycle through on the radio is pop so when we finally made him his own mis CD for the car, while it had some TMBG and some Queen on it (Bohemian…

Sounds like its essentially the same thing but from a different point of view. There are no happy endings because there are no endings. But instead of saying "Ain't it groovy?" he's now saying "That shit's fucked up".

Who knew intolerance could be so tasty!

OK. *You* may not like this as much. Most other people will.

New Edition is so old its practically not a boy band. And we'll get to hear someone twee do some Old Skool pop rap.

I just figured they were doin the drugs.

I just figured they were doin the drugs.

Keep it civil, no one mentioned his name.