If they put a fucker in a suit in the mall for him, he counts.

If they put a fucker in a suit in the mall for him, he counts.

An african american pinnochio made of teak maybe?

An african american pinnochio made of teak maybe?

Still pisses me off Words with Friends does not accept this.

Still pisses me off Words with Friends does not accept this.

But where's the realism? No one puts peppered egg on a hamburger!

But where's the realism? No one puts peppered egg on a hamburger!

The one at the bowling alley had some kind of attract mode where it would just generate a credit every so often (or the game room was people by unreasonably generous patrons). First game I ever got the high score on.

The one at the bowling alley had some kind of attract mode where it would just generate a credit every so often (or the game room was people by unreasonably generous patrons). First game I ever got the high score on.

I'd forgotten it was a "got milk" ad. Makes sense now.

I'd forgotten it was a "got milk" ad. Makes sense now.

The Belushis and the Kevin James's of the world, by being confident with their increased girth, made it OK to be that level of fat and it caught on. So now all these people getting obese just for the attention have to eat so much more just to stand out in the crowd.

The Belushis and the Kevin James's of the world, by being confident with their increased girth, made it OK to be that level of fat and it caught on. So now all these people getting obese just for the attention have to eat so much more just to stand out in the crowd.

Older generations learned that fact from a commercial involving peanut butter. Though we pronounced it Awon Buh.

Older generations learned that fact from a commercial involving peanut butter. Though we pronounced it Awon Buh.

Don't even get him started on the S's.

Don't even get him started on the S's.

Well, only when *I* fight it. Everyone else seems to do OK.

Well, only when *I* fight it. Everyone else seems to do OK.