I prefer teeth. The thought of just going after them with a set of toe nail clippers is pretty unpleasant. Not pulling them out by the roots, but just cutting them in half as near the base as the clippers can get. You would not think this thought would come up that often. But it does. Sadly it does.

I prefer teeth. The thought of just going after them with a set of toe nail clippers is pretty unpleasant. Not pulling them out by the roots, but just cutting them in half as near the base as the clippers can get. You would not think this thought would come up that often. But it does. Sadly it does.

Now we're joking about Turing rape? When will it ever end?

Now we're joking about Turing rape? When will it ever end?

Clearly a Friends plug, right? Wasn't that the name of the guy with the extra nipple?

Clearly a Friends plug, right? Wasn't that the name of the guy with the extra nipple?

Fables is screwed. The piles of fantasy characters in the real world shows that spewed out the past couple years have taken what would have been a fresh new concept and reduced it to just more of the same. Granted a Fables storyline is likely heads and shoulders above anything else out there, but we're not at a point…

Fables is screwed. The piles of fantasy characters in the real world shows that spewed out the past couple years have taken what would have been a fresh new concept and reduced it to just more of the same. Granted a Fables storyline is likely heads and shoulders above anything else out there, but we're not at a point…

Did somebody faint dead away and I missed it?

Did somebody faint dead away and I missed it?

Another couple reasons. Not only had everyone else had their memory wiped, he was also probably the only one old enough to remember Ralph. Though it retrospect it seems kind of odd that none of the other characters ever left the game. Maybe the race for position aspect of the offtime was designed to keep them too busy?

Another couple reasons. Not only had everyone else had their memory wiped, he was also probably the only one old enough to remember Ralph. Though it retrospect it seems kind of odd that none of the other characters ever left the game. Maybe the race for position aspect of the offtime was designed to keep them too busy?

A very fair and relevant point, if you are a publicist trying to get your clients stupid political book to be viewed as a pop culture phenomenon. Besides, if anyone's hot right now, its Hansel.

A very fair and relevant point, if you are a publicist trying to get your clients stupid political book to be viewed as a pop culture phenomenon. Besides, if anyone's hot right now, its Hansel.

I think it would have been a completely different movie with completely different themes. Not necessarily a better one though as I liked everything tha followed it in this one.

I think it would have been a completely different movie with completely different themes. Not necessarily a better one though as I liked everything tha followed it in this one.

The Zangief thing has me mislead as well. I'd decided going Turbo was something SF related. Jacking up speed and game/genre jumping like marvel vs capcom etc. Just generally cheapening who you were. So the fact that it was actually just referred to an old made up game character was kind of disappointing. Tough I liked…

The Zangief thing has me mislead as well. I'd decided going Turbo was something SF related. Jacking up speed and game/genre jumping like marvel vs capcom etc. Just generally cheapening who you were. So the fact that it was actually just referred to an old made up game character was kind of disappointing. Tough I liked…

I love that Vannellope ends up the most popular character because she can glitch herself to a win.

I love that Vannellope ends up the most popular character because she can glitch herself to a win.