"All hat, no cattle" is a nice dismissive phrase that kind of sums up a lot of country.

"All hat, no cattle" is a nice dismissive phrase that kind of sums up a lot of country.

A geographic diarrhea joke? Really? That's too far.

A geographic diarrhea joke? Really? That's too far.

That's where I saw it. And where I've watched it 3 more times while getting others to see it. It is very awesome.

That's where I saw it. And where I've watched it 3 more times while getting others to see it. It is very awesome.

My fadder quoted Johnny Dangerously once…once.

My fadder quoted Johnny Dangerously once…once.

Maybe that reuse is a hidden "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby" reference.

Maybe that reuse is a hidden "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby" reference.

"Who's Johnny?" she said, and smiled in her special way.

"Who's Johnny?" she said, and smiled in her special way.

Fresh as strawberries.

Fresh as strawberries.

Maybe it will add some teenage fucking?

Maybe it will add some teenage fucking?

Watch it. I've got my heartless hand on your shoulder. One push and its over.

Watch it. I've got my heartless hand on your shoulder. One push and its over.

Did I mention that he says the "woo woo woo" like its a police siren?

Did I mention that he says the "woo woo woo" like its a police siren?