I figured this newswire is where the Gentlemen from Buffy's "Hush" were scheduled to arrive.

No, he's the world's greatest dick.

We want Chilly Willy!

Almost too fantastic, though. Nobody knows if it's real or fake.

Tank Girl delivered a tank! Down a waterfall!

Look, I'm confused: are you the one hiring a crew for the Anna Kendrick paddling movie, or is that down the street?

nmb (just the Turks')

Do you know where human hands have been!?

Batman's a scientist…

You can't gut yourself with a sharpened cheese log, Shulkie!

Well, yeah, nobody's going to strip as much as David Duchovny does.

Well, I can't get disqus to let me upvote you, so take a reply upvote.

One of my favorite moments in comics. It has shaped my view of Doc Ock ever since.

If your imaginary wife and you had kids, the kids would only be half-imaginary. That's just science.

But have you ever seen an allosaurus step on some twice-as-big-as-usual daleks?

We all know what that line means to you.

in space no one wants to hear you play jazz.

That's the one that destroyed its own theme, right? Sidekicks are amazing, but it turns out you weren't a sidekick all along!

If you're not going to wear the pasties, you'd better put your shirt back on.

Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.