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But why male models?

Never tell us the odds!

Slightly more complicated scenario, according to Kotaku:
" Gandhi - to best reflect his real-world persona - was given the lowest score possible, a 1, so low that he’d rarely if ever go out of his way to declare war on someone.

It's not really sweet. Somehow more… umami?

Hir?

*hides copy of Non-Threatening Boys Magazine*

After Captain America 2, I'd be nervous about being in the elevator with that guy.

Heroes also was supposed to be able to rotate people in and out. It just takes one breakout character and the television show will get stuck.

Gambit was on a really cheap-looking set, though.

So do you know things to do in Denver when you're dead?

Because doctors get paid good money to treat the epidemic of female hysteria!

The real reason for Lex hating Superman is Clark's seduction of Lex's mother.

I would like 5 hamiltons in my wallet, please.

That's a mistake. Haven't you heard: he was retired?

Popularity? Particularly among kids of the 80s and 90s who are now grown up to speak loudly and expect to be catered to?

In my hometown, Pizza Hut is the premium pizza place. I still consider it too good for me.

If I had access to a $35,000 robotic arm, what wouldn't I be doing with it?

The AV Club
there will probably be a pun thread.

Narrowing it down to the ones that might strike a fancy with the Club:
Gentlemen Jole and the Red Queen by Lois McMaster Bujold: more wrapping up of people's storylines by getting them comfortably set at home.