Do you really want a beer election cycle, though? At least with a king you only have to put up with the occasional game of thrones.

The less time a hospital show spends on bad medicine, the better. More time for betrayals and intrigue with suspiciously attractive looking coworkers.

I don't know about bros, but have we room enough and time, I prefer being separated from anybody else. That way there's no fighting over the armrests/cupholders, there's room to fidget/swing legs/etc, and no temptation to talk.

Perhaps the most awkward interview I've ever seen, to the point I was sure it was staged : https://www.youtube.com/wat…

They retreat into a lake when they're near death, and nessies hide the bones.

He doesn't actually kill anyone, but the Zs get infected and they then die. Of unforeseen infection.

That can't be right. There's loads of shellfish about.

I'll pay a lot more than that for a turtle blimp.

A 1968 Ford Galaxie 500?

She played a person of some "Asian" heritage who didn't look "Asian." (Specifically, the character's father was half-Chinese and half-Hawaiian; her mother was Swedish).

No, no, tell us more about your mother issues

Magneto's just hiding like a fox.

But when I brag about sleeping with the sidewalk to get things, people look at me with pity.

Laundry day at the AV Club?

Wouldn't Cap's immediate commander be dead?

But it's got fresh butter!

Yes, but it's Kristen Bell.

She was the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow, who lived in her own place while dating Allen, so I don't think it's solidly established that he was particularly stepfather-like. (I think Woody Allen, at least, says that he didn't encounter her very often when she was younger, for what that's worth).

Will Wilson Fisk have to go through a week or two of Ninja Bootcamp first?

Garbage'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before they recognize how the west was won.