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Maybe spiders are delicious.

I liked most of season 1, and thought it was legitimately going places. I still haven't forced myself through all of season 2.

But do you ever feel sorry for Steven Seagal ?

I'll go out and buy an axe or a tank or whatever to join you.

Oh, come on, how could it be better than the *Greatest* *Show* on *Earth* ? Think before you speak!

Far from the Mad Dog Crowd

No, but Robbie Cowltrane and Helena Bonham Carter were.

That was a great soundtrack

You think olivia them people look alike, do you?

Of course you can't do that *before* you get into Heaven, but after that? Nothing's forbidden.

She'd be more impressed if you remembered her full name is Gwendolyn.

I think one of the big problems is that its ending is betrayed by the period it's set in. Were it set in the 1960s or earlier, it'd be left with a giant mystery … but now , if you're trying to see if a friend of yours is in Seattle, it's an easy call or email away.

Everybody should have a wedding registry before they get married; it's only polite to the invited guests.

#NotAllCans

Step 1: Build a teleporter
Step 2: Forget to spray for insects.
Step 3: Experiment on yourself.

Johnny Five is Alive!

It wasn't that bad. It was just … forgettable.

If you're going to give out monogrammed towels in your will, you've got to plan ahead.

So so likeable. He played the guitar!