I liked the first GI Joe movie a lot more than the second.

Toys months before they hit the shelves!

It shows up in fantasy (well, particularly if you count wolves dogs). For example, Elf Quest; Jane Lindskold's Firekeeper Saga; Garth Nix's Old Kingdom series (which features The Disreputable Dog as a significant character).

Is one of the substances lava?

A real shame … when your assistant is Liam Hemsworth, he has to try harder. (And don't ask what Luke is up for).

Which Hemsworth brother did you get?

#Or is it?

Bunheadmistresses!

The AV Club
It won't go up. This made me laugh out loud.

I don't know why exactly Never Been Kissed bothers me as much as it does, but I find it on the unbearable side of cringe.

His wife can be identified by two things!

"Melanie, you've … grown a beard."

I have no idea how they would explain the time gap; and it'd be really noticeable with the kids. I fear Bunheads is now lost to time.

The male dancers on Bunhead were much like Glee's piano man. You just have to invent an elaborate backstory for where they are most of the time.

You raise hopes only to dash them down.

Dictated but not read.

But it does have a football in the groin!

Which True Grit? I don't like the original very much, but I really liked the remake.

I stand by my belief that it's "That's where I'm a-viking!" — he's using an unusual form of the verb viking, suggesting that Ralph will travel into sleep and plunder.

Spoken like someone who has never left a movie paused for two weeks just to fool the DVR into not deleting it.