Picture a friendly little fox giving you a helpful tip: "CHAOS REIGNS."

Give it time — the puns will grow on you.

The trouble with ebooks is you don't even have toppling piles of books to remind you that you're just getting further and further behind on the to read list.

I have a very sharp limit to the type of restaurant I'll go to (with the exception of when I'm on a trip or vacation) when I'm by myself. I always feel compelled to rush so they can turn the table over.

The Internet of 2014 was among my favorite Internets.

Yes, but not the children.

Upvoted for avatar/comment synergy!

That meta-theory is truly, truly outrageous.

wait, I was just overwhelmed by the fritters

Don't look at me! I'm fatter

Actually, most thieves on the CW are a healthy weight, or maybe even a little on the light side of the scales.

Wigs are part of costumes, right?

It's actually all that government gravy, you know.

Now I've got to go suggest Queer Things by Ruth Wallis.

No. The secret is there *were* no good guys.

No, no, she likes fur. That's all the Freudian reason you need.

I thought it was the Robocoppe Programme

Jean-Claude Van Damme opens his mouth, stops, sighs, walks away mournfully.

A lifetime on Jakku would make anybody hate sand.

Go Team Venture!