No, thanks. They keep forgetting my order

Who *wouldn't* watch a Silverback Sorceror? It's the one thing that sounds better than Grodd.

Licorice pizza? You sound like a Truffleberry with a hookup.

No, the best fiction tells us what is it to be an inhabitant of Omicron Persei 8.

I have a friend in Elijah, who never stops by even though I take the trouble to set him a place at the dinner table.

Alack. I didn't research my comment. And Dawkins has said some similar things … I was apparently mixing up Dawkins with Christopher Hitchens, who was a Jesus critic.

Dawkins, Gervais …

Will the Warriors come out to play?

At least 90% of everything is awful.

"10 movies that are great despite caring about racism."
"15 songs that are great despite being pro-women."
"22 books that are great despite being pro-Israel."

Hey, AVClub, you've got a real problem with your headlines. I really hope it's because you were all down with holiday flu, family, and fennel wine, and as soon as the Nyquil wears off you'll fix the headline. This seriously is one of the lowest things I've seen you do this year.

masturweeping

The mission I used to attend mostly used guitar music — which is good and all, but when I hear people talk about big church choirs and elaborate musical productions, I get a little jealous.

No, no, it's two or more named male characters talking to each other about something other than a girl.

Are there Namor socks with wings on them?

Puffy cheetos are so disappointing. The best cheetos are small and fierce!

"Hmm, somebody misspelled wiener." Late season simpsons still count!

It was cute, but it was right in front of Felicity! That's not Terrific behavior, Curtis.

Does The Uvular Suspects have a lot of grain coming in?

Which is a totally interesting conversation to have. My point had just been that Alex McCown is wrong: she's not identified as Korean in the book. To quote Moynihan: "Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts."