Boy, ufologists are touchy.

Barney, Bush's dog?

American Job
Chris Smith will never make a doomier or gloomier movie than American Job - has anyone seen that? It's quite a piece of work. Not a documentary, but really something.

Don't forget UC. Also don't forget RTS.

The third kind is contact, the fourth apparently experimentation,
so what's the fifth? I'd say that's where it really gets anal.

Haven't seen that Wildman movie, but I believe I saw the trailer, and it looked really, truly awful. Still, a bigfoot movie is a bigfoot movie. I got into them by seeing Sasquatch: The Legend of Bigfoot in the theater at a really young age, and then that freaky Six Million Dollar Man episode. That made me afraid of…

I do very definitely enjoy them, and I have indeed seen that bizarre and wonderful Paul Naschy movie - I own a copy, in fact. Here's a recommendation back atcha - if you haven't seen Creature From Black Lake, seek it out. You can also order the exact shirt Pahoo wears in the movie, and I recommend you do that too.

While I agree with you that there's too much of a focus on and complaining about the meaningless letter grades, and would strenuously argue that Rabin's opinion is no less (or more) valid no matter what his personal viewing preferences, I think Pinkney Seabrook makes a good case that this review's internal logic is…

He's not saying it's subtle. He's saying that it's not subtle, and thus it's amazing that the review missed the manifest spoofery.

Night of the Demon, the killer Bigfoot one, is a jaw dropper. Not a good movie, no, but it has a scene where Bigfoot grabs two Girl Scouts and makes them stab one another with their own pocket knives; a scene where he reaches out of the bushes and yanks off the johnson of a biker taking a roadside piss; a scene where…

There's only one grade worse: UWE-.

And, funny thing, Glenn Ford isn't even American. But he is a weird tapioca presence in most of his movies. However, he's just right as the sinister psychiatrist in Happy Birthday To Me.

Hoo-eee, mama! Get out the catch-barrel, 'cause Junior's gone-a streakin'!

There is no point in arguing on the internet, you are correct. Even if you come out on top, it's like getting a gold medal at the Special Olympics. You've won, but you're still retarded.

Did they ever find the beef, I wonder?

No Train to Stockholm is good, as is that whole record. The Girls in Paris is a fine tune, and anything off his weird scat record (yes, poo), is great.

Burl: Here's your Best Actor award for 2012, Mr. Cusack! Ha ha!

Hey, any of you guys know how to spell "bridge?"
That IS my comment.

And I got the dwarf thing wrong, but it's coming back to me now. There's actually just a pretend dwarf, played by a tape recorder. They record things like "Put your hands up, suckers!" in a high-pitched voice and then tell everyone they have an ill-tempered, gun-toting midget stuffed inside the cash cart. It was so…

Well, it's not like speaking French is some highly specialized skill that only a few pod-grown hybrids can master.