Reprising his character in the upcoming remake of European Vacation.

It's a tragedy
when the fat man beside you farts and you know it's a silent one

Have they ever made a movie called The Lambada Kid? Because I think that would be a good idea.

The stupidity resulting from inbreeding in blue-bloods is proved once again.

Chuck's taking the skinboat to tunatown.

The Swarm provided a momentary impediment to the progress of disaster movies?

And crazed army-man rapist Marjoe Gortner.

Beauties
A friend of mine invented a campfire treat he calls the Beauty. Quite simply it's a marshmallow wrapped in a piece of bacon, impaled on a sharp stick and held over the glowing coals of a fire. The marshmallow melts while the cooking bacon constricts around it until you have a pink meatball filled with…

And we must never forget Jennifer Jones. The Towering Inferno is great, especially when they bust out that little rescue song: "We're gonna make a breeches buoy /We're gonna make one now / We're gonna take 'em one by one / and get 'em to the ground!"

Grumpier Old Men
A classic film. Burgess Meredith steals the thing lock, stock and barrel. He has a lovely speech about his bacon-based diet:

This is a song
It is called Fap
Imagine that.
Fap, double Fap, triple Fap, quadruple Fap.
Fap.
Plankton could not write a better song
than Fap.
Oh Fap. Fap, Fap.
Fat girls eat Fap.
Fap, double Fap, triple Fap, quadruple Fap.
Fap.

Well of course. Doesn't every man?

The boss gave himself the finger again!

A little NoMeansNo to brighten everyone's day - thanks Merrill.

Who did the voice of Jar Jar?
Get that guy.

More of a Gange.

Fred, there's no such thing as an un-cute Diane McBain. Have you seen Spinout? Ring-a-ding-ding!

Hell yea, Clyde! Thpthpthpthpth!

A Hex on you, Keith Phipps!
You of all people shouldn't have forgotten HEX, that 1973 movie about the WWI-era biker gang made up of Keith Carradine, Gary Busey, Scott Glenn and others, who first race Dan Haggerty's souped-up flivver and then stumble upon a coven of witches. Great movie, great biker gang - and I know…

Either "Galifinanakis" is pronounced very differently than I thought, or that one is a bit of a stretch.