Y'know, if Sinead decides that Miley has been a bad girl and needs a spanking and that the whole thing should be filmed so other pop starlets can learn from it….

Also she hates people who are "Always After Her Lucky Charms" as she said while starring in that remake of "Total Recall"… you Irishist!!!!!!!!!!!!

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus I've had sex that ends when the other person starts uncontrollably laughing….

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I don't mean to be disrespectful, but I'm giggling my buttock at this whole thing.

Cheap contact paper which, as she demonstrated on SNL, isn't as "rip-resistant" as its makers claimed…?

In the comic book series Spyboy, Peter David had the hero fight a big, truck-driver-lookin', beefy woman. Her name: Heavy Flo.

Did you mean, "The evil in those showers was bonkers"?

Well, at least up your bait. I recommend wine coolers and any of the "Twilight" movies.

But she does have a nut sack!

Ryan Reynolds in his Green Lantern costume: "So, uh, I was hoping I could get a job application….?"

McCLOUD!

Well, I think Vivid Video is also calling their next satire, "Avengers 2: SPLAT! In the Face!" but for some reason they seem to have left out the word "pie"…

Kids? Reading comic books? That cost $3 and $4 each and require you to buy at least six (or the equivalent of a trade) to get one story?
Yeah, the comic book industry wishes those days were here again…

Dead but not wasted! Have you tried the Panda Grande at Taco Bell! Muy bueno!

Bye, Dr. Nick!

Oh, sorry, BILL SHAKESPEARE, does O'Neal not talk perfect enough for you?

After the terrorist attack on 9/11, that George W. Bush is really going to step up and show that he's one of the greatest U.S. presidents.
Speaking of George, I'm certain that George Harrison is in remission. He'll be touring in no time!

My advice is to stop trying to fuck your friend's teenage daughter.

Oh, Billy! Other than the Arctic and the Indian, you're my favorite ocean!