Now this is how you do deadpan sarcasm! Hilarious!

You think it's bad for you, @Dikachu:disqus ? I find them so tiresome, I can barely breeze.

NETFLIX CONFUSION THREAD

I'm going to cover a ceremony recognizing Korean War veterans for free because my paper won't send anyone else and I respect what these people did.
This has to make ANYTHING else people post sound fun by comparison….

Not necessarily. First, it's hard to navigate the college funding process. It's been my experience that people who are well-off often have an easier time of it because someone (the parents or the student) have more time and resources and knowledge about how to successfully navigate forms. There are also organizations…

This fall on TNT: Shepard & Dark - They're cops! They're playwrights! Maybe, one of them is a vampire or something…?

They're taken ur jahbs!

@e_buzz_miller:disqus meant NIC …which is both! (To which he'll probably reply NID….)

"I'm sorry, Mr. Hillbilly, did you say I should squeal like a - Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

@avclub-57985f8fc049b74b130bd6f55173d2e5:disqus I was kinda being sarcastic and kinda trying to give a gentle reminder to @e_buzz_miller:disqus 
All in all, I was being a dick…

I "liked" this but shouldn't it be "Ow, my super-balls!"

I have a gun that shoots cancer bullets.

CAPTION CONTEST

… and he's all outta Chex mix….

Well, to me, this is where the constant O'Neal snark gets wearying. I mean, geez, the guy is acknowledging that it's controversial and trying to explain his reasoning. It certainly seems to be more than Superman has been discussed in anything but a dismissive way in the cultural conversation for years.
If O'Neal…

Yes… Kryptonite…..

Sadly, the office of the super-dentist is on the moon.

Can this be another discussion about acronyms vs. initialisms? Because I didn't understand the last one…

Yes?
… Oh, I thought I heard you talking about me.

I thought I was donating to a GOOP movie….