SLAPPIN DA BASS!

"Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed!"

Tell me "An Investigation of the Motion of Zodiacal Dust Particles (Part I)" doesn't sound like a sweet-ass double concept album!

Jebus, Grotto's Pizza is fucking disgusting.  I have absolutely no idea why people eat that voluntarily, drunk at the beach or not.

For erotic massage

Allman Brothers "At Fillmore East"

No one who speaks German could be an evil man!

Another one here that used to tape songs off of the radio.  Hell, I remember copying friends' tapes by getting two boom boxes and facing them towards each other, with one playing and the other recording.  Obviously, they sounded unbelievably shitty, with the occasional barking dog or telephone ring picked up for good…

Linus shoots first.

The Load goes ever on and on…

I remember that car wreck…wasn't that called "Corvette Summer'?

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Desolation Row?

Oh, fuck, the Boardy Barn.  That was you, then?

I saw him live back in the mid-90s , and got that "holy shit" songlist experience.  He was with the Heartbreakers, and they played for about three hours straight…and EVERY SINGLE SONG made you go "Oh yeah, holy shit, that's a great song, too!"  Plus, the Heartbreakers are bar none the most kick-ass straight-ahead rock…

"Funny Farm"….well, I can think of at least two things wrong with that title…

I saw this show live as well.  The audience was shaking with laughter the entire time.

I was gonna mention the Foos too.  It seems most of their releases chart pretty high, at least for the first few weeks, and they reliably fill hockey-hall sized venues.  However, as much as I like the FF, it's still a matter of scale.  Wasting Light sold in the neighborhood of half a million, but that's chump change…

Man, fuck the entire universe in all its infinite and myriad glory….

So do I, except for actual quotes from Lionel Hutz, which I read in Troy McClure's voice.