How can Gen X and Millennials ever hope to even fill the jobs of non-retired Baby Boomers, when the Greatest Generation is still working?

Tracy Bonham…

God-fricking-damint, you beat me to this joke by half-a-second!

Why not, that approach worked for The Love Boat.

Every borough except The Bronx was built on an island unless we don't consider Long Island to be an island anymore.

I thought they already made that movie with Macaulay Culkin back in the mid-90s.

For the best in premium 100% agave tequila añejo, I prefer Lavalantula…

Crocodyclone

Lavalantula 3: The Forbidden Dance

"Who is the hard-working Brit who takes away roles from American actors?"

I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys… we're a different breed.

A lot of sexy ladies lost their lives on the catwalks at the Battle of Milan back in '92…

Only in the sick and twisted mind of Dave Coulier.

Fuller House is actually also the title of the highly anticipated upcoming documentary about the life and times of classic B-movie director Samuel Fuller.

Bourne on the Bayou

You'll be hearing from Biz Markie's attorney!

I liked his solo hit "I Keep Omittin''"

Not a fan of "Moses is Just Alright" and "What A Moron Believes"?

After 1996 there wasn't a lot to choose from in terms of "alternative rock" stars that were both critical and popular favorites. Pearl Jam was doing their own thing, the rest of the Seattle bands were finished or missing in action, REM and U2 were sort of past their prime in terms of their late 90s output and…

Then I remembered the internet.