I misread that last line at first and thought that scene actually existed. Never mind.

Just wait, the AV Club in 2025 will spend a day discussing how the Rampage films are now among the top 20 highest grossing films ever not adjusted for inflation.

"Man, you must have 30 lives to survive that shit!"

The top grossing films ever not adjusted for inflation list is depressing(The Hobbit films are in the Top 30 and there's Transformers films ranked as high as #10), but it's just that films take in a lot more with both inflation and bigger worldwide box office totals to the point that there's almost no films on there…

It was pretty sad last year when Eminem was reduced to picking feuds with Lana Del Rey and Iggy Azaelea…

Well, a lot can happen in a 19-year-gap…

Though it's great that the next three items on Available on Amazon is Hannibal Buress DVDs…

"It's not true sacramental wine if it doesn't have Spanish Fly in it!"

**Spike Lee tweets Guy Richie's address**

I like that the Available on Amazon feature below this article knows better than to show a Cosby DVD…

I hung out with a bunch of sketchy skater kid types when I saw that movie and I had the same reaction. Any sort of "lesson" from that film was lost on people who thought the beatdown of some random kid with skateboards was cool.

Also though in 1995, Rosario Dawson would've been 15 or 16(she was born in 1979) so she would've been too old for just finishing 8th grade unless she was a big dum dum…or they cast her a couple years earlier.

The Kinks are probably less obscure than The Zombies overall and he used three songs from Lola Vs. Powerman on the Darjeeling Limited Soundtrack… And then there's the Rushmore soundtrack.

I've already licensed Koosh Balls: The Movie XXX: A Porn Parody

Rubik, the Amazing Cube did great as a show in the early 80s.

"Yeah Al!!"

One of the best ways to keep your prostate in good shape is to have lots of sex, preferably in brothels.

Was a young Chris Pratt in that? Oh wait, now I read the article…

Just like Michael Jackson back in the day.

No way man, Megadeth has a new album coming out soon!