We're getting a lot of "interesting" posters today. They all somehow swarm here at once and then we never see them again and go back to our Simpsons references.

I imagine this is what my cats think about when they're rolling around in the grass outside after eating like an eighth of catnip.

And I'm going to miss you Stan's beard…though I imagine you're happy being stroked by Peggy on a nightly basis these days.

I'm surprised someone hasn't started a food truck or something with that theme—-or would you get sued pretty quick for that?

When I go wine tasting, they always have to mention that film whenever they pour a merlot and then sort of nervously say "Oh, don't worry this merlot is actually really good, heh heh…"

There was a scene in The Wire where McNulty is at a fancy political party and he tries to order a Jameson and the bartender asks if Bushmills is okay and McNulty replies 'That's Protestant whiskey!' Well for whatever reason I think I always ended up ordering Jamesons over Bushmills in part because of that scene.

Does Comic-Con even have anything to do with comics anymore? I just thought it was where you went to check out girls in Slave Leia gold bikini outfits…

With Ironman replaced by a random 1980s Gobot…

"Please, we know this is a tragedy and all, but let's be sensitive to the feelings of gun-owners when you mention guns."

People talk about "white privilege" to mean different things(and it's occasionally overused) but one true example of it in this country is this—if you're a white guy you get to be an individual, you never have to be considered a representative of your group or have to answer for anything else that someone else who…

The Pierce Brosnan Bond films had a ton of high-end product placement everything from cars to watches from what I can remember.

Happy Gilmore had some of the most obvious Subway product placement ever, where it was basically an in movie commercial that was part of the joke.

Kenny Rogers Roasters!

Do you know how much a patent clerk earns?!

If he can make it in a porn parody, then we've all got hope…

When accused of just doing a straight remake of the original, Paul Feig replied, "You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector. They expect results."

The good, the bad, and the ugly—in that order—is usually how my wife describes our sex life.

Honestly, it works either way!

"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women"

That "Archangel Protection Spell Kit" really does work though, I didn't get attacked by one Archangel all week!