Write a nostalgic Archie-themed Broadway musical, that's where the money is these days… Oh right, no one is really that nostalgic for Archie.

Sounds like the shit is about to hit the Isfahan.

A pun thread? Shah it ain't so…

Isn't it Iranic? Don't you think?

Someone with "king's blood" might end up being a "sacrifice fly" when the snows fall and the battle doesn't look like it'll turn out in their favor.

Bringing Mellisandre, Selyse, and Shireen to the battle of Winterfell is a pretty bad omen…

Uh, are we not supposed to do that?

That's actually a good idea for a horror film—a reboot has to deal with the ghosts of the original film's stars out to stop the production through haunting the set.

"Uncle Buck is a total concept put together by John Hughes. He was white and from Chicago. Period. That is who Uncle Buck is, was" - Rush Limbaugh

I'm working on a screenplay based on Stephen King's restaurant picks for Bangor, Maine.

Would you like your beer in a glass or in a Botttle(rocket)?

Yeah they already had a funeral for the place.

AA Dowd liked it too, he gave it a C-, his highest rating that week.

Well, the band Cake just opened a muffin shop, that's as close as you're going to get.

Then a few years later U2 put a free song on people's IPod playlist and a bunch of kids were like "Who is this U2 band?"

Though I rather enjoyed my "Rolling Scone" from Keith Richard's Brown Sugar Bakery…

Any Hue you want it…

A lot of bros and cons to consider.

Don't worry, the opening act will be my new band Paris Peace Accords.

Avengers: The Reconstruction Era Pts 1-4 starting in May 2022