Oh, so it's like Obamacare?

Instead of starting a petition for a new headliner—why not, I don't know—just not go? Do people in England buy festival tickets before the bands are announced?

"Can you honestly tell me that you forgot? Forgot the magnetism of Raekwon the Chef or the charisma of Method Man? Kids' stuff? How about the tunes? `M-E-T-H-O-D Man.' Wu Tan Clan ain't nuthin to fuck wit, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da."

Waiting for Shaolin!, a musical celebration of the Wu-Tang Clan…

I always heard Q-Tip's verse, I never knew there was a radio edit lacking it…

His next film has a shootout in an glass aviary on fire—populated exclusively by doves.

Yeah, I knew a guy who knew a guy who heard someone took so much that they stared at the sun until their retinas burnt and they were blind, then they tried to jump out a window because they thought they could fly.

Is that photo at the top a current photo of Tori Amos? She's aged incredibly well, damn.

I always liked how that one kept getting updated for a new generation—first it was Rod Stewart or Elton John, than I heard Lil' Kim in college.

I remember the song coming out around 5th or 6th grade for me, and I just thought it was weird. There was this sudden influx of "club music" on MTV at that point, but I had no idea as a kid what "club music" actually entailed. But I liked that song years later.

"In this country, first you make an iOS app, than you get an IPO….then you get the women."

So many great lines in that one…

"Fuck Gasper Gomez and fuck the fucking Boondock Saints! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"

So it's Brian De Palma and Oliver Stone's fault that rappers and stoned teenagers were too dumb to get the point of the movie?

It may not be a great film, but at it's heart it's just an over-the-top b-movie with an a-movie cast and crew(for the time). And I'll always sit down and watch 20 minutes of Scarface just for fun if it's showing on cable, and I find it more enjoyable for me than 90 percent of the boring CGI superhero flicks and…

Urban legends were a lot more fun in the pre-Internet, pre-Snopes era. I remember hearing the Three Men and a Baby ghost rumor again and again among my elementary school peers in both the US and Canada during that period. That and the Richard Gere gerbil one…

Weird Al is untouchable. Everyone in the industry knows that.

Fuck, that would be a lot of weddings. It was played like three times at every wedding I attended last year.

Star Trak is going where no man has gone before….except for Marvin Gaye and a bunch of other artists they sampled or ripped off…

You dirty rat, you coulda been a contender! Here's lookin' at you, Obi Wan Kenobi…