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Wasn't that what he was doing at the beginning of Skyfall after he fakes his death and ended up taking shots in some tropical bar?

Well, Vancouver BC made the Bronx look amazing in Rumble in the Bronx. It was like wow, look at those mountains just across the Hudson River—who knew the Catskills were so big?

And now they fired Sam Mendes and hired Señor Spielbergo to direct.

Apparently the Housers first worked on GTA with Grand Theft Auto: London, 1969, which is now widely forgotten, but should totally be brought back. Cool soundtrack with late 60s ska and reggae and tracks from Italian films of the era, plus a bunch of Cockney stereotypes. It'd be cool to do something with that theme

It just became the new name for mine.

"Hey Moose, Rocco, help Stephanie find her checkbook."

I didn't see the second 'p' in the title at first and assumed that this was going to be a very, very dark and edgy take on Cinderella.

They killed the giggler, man…again!

I'll take Jap Anus Relations for $200.

I think the show would work also if you threw in flashbacks to Sally in the 70s—since Shipka can play still her into the rest of her teens and into her twenties. Because we all want to see Sally in the 70s too.

Since Danny Trejo almost plays the same character in almost every film he's in, does that almost every film he's made exists in the same universe?

I want a Ken Cosgrove spin-off where he retires from the ad game and lives as an eye-patch-wearing science fiction writer in a small town in Vermont who solves mysteries in his spare time…

Who will play the shrink?

The guy is a pro…

"Yeah Al!!!"

C'mon now, Porkins is a intriguing enough character that he deserves a separate origin trilogy and a whole different trilogy about how he survived the battle at the Death Star. Just go the Peter Jackson route.

I kind of wish I could go back to embarrassing episodes or periods of my own past and just consider them not to be "canon" anymore and then retcon in something better. It's like hey remember that year in college when I was drinking a lot and doing way too many drugs and everyone was tired of my idiotic antics, well

Well, everyone knows Porkins died at the Battle of Yavin. What this trilogy presupposes is… maybe he didn't.

"Yo son, I know you were on some otha shit, but Big Ghost was not feelin' Britny Fox's "Girl School", nah mean?"

Yeah man, The Mountain has been setting records since the early 70s, when they set a record for rockin' out with the release of "Mississippi Queen"!