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Dr. Ramos
the good dr. also was on Temptation Island and Star Dates according to the IMDB profile. She has a history of bad choices in reality tv

Dukie
I fear he will see he made the wrong choice too late. He's already been made "a bitch" and only has three options: do something violent and stupid, continute to take abuse until he is destroyed or run away

Nobody's Fool
Easily top 5 for me in 1994. Paul Newman being his usual awesome self and Bruce Willis actually showing nuance. Melanie Griffith's only tolerable role, and a young Dylan Walsh and an old Jessica Tandy.

Juno or Darjeeling Limited?
screw you snarky indie cunts, both were overly clever pretentious suckfests

AD
the "Christmas Spirit"/Highlander line killed me

Amnesia
Just Shoot Me did the "guy who has amnesia due to a childhood accident" bit better with David Cross

Blind Faith
Blind Faith "can't find my way home"

Blood Meridian > The Road
Bringing The Judge to the screen would be great even if it were in Anime form

Lord of the Flies?
It had an ALF reference in the damn movie

PSH
also as a small town cop in the vastly underrated Nobody's Fool with Paul Newman and Bruce Willis