YEAH? Well, you're ugly.

He is obviously hangin' with Duncan and the bridge people.

He needs to focus more on the homelessness problem.

I am such a dumb person. This comment section is quickly becoming my most hated place on the internet every single week. Yet here I fucking am.

Eh, it is a monster movie. Close enough.

Agreed on Suburbia. Though, I watched it a lot when I was 14, cuz wtf? To this day, whenever someone asks what kind of music I listen to, I at least WANT to reply "Military marching bands…" I don't though. Cool story, me.

I always picture Noel as Anthony Michael Hall from "The Breakfast Club."

Well, it IS the opposite of tuna, cuz 
salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it.

The Disney Afternoon line-up I remember most clearly (and fondly) is:

Welp, that about does her; wraps her all up.

Thank you, Det. Tutuola.

Did she end up marrying him, or did he cut her throat? The article doesn't say.

And the winner is…

You have a point. I might edit my post.

In addition, he has a super hot girlfriend.

Well….yes. You see, that's what he was—Never mind.

Are you talking about Bubba the Love Sponge? You can say his name. I mean, he sucks, but some people know who he is at least.

*sigh* I'm sorry…

Him?

Yeah. Maybe it could have been one paragraph. But, then again, I am not funny and don't really know what I am talking about. Keep on truckin', Sean!